New Photo Collection

Stacey and Jen moved into their new apartment today.

Naturally, a bunch of us got together to help them move. There is photographic evidence. I was pretty busy with manual labor, so there aren’t many pictures of people lifting furniture. That might be disappointing to all visitors looking for pics of hot, sweaty guys, but things could be worse.

Something new learned today: Colonel “KFC” Sanders’ first name is like mine, if my name were different.

Something Wrong With Me

Why do I keep changing my mind? Why can’t I seem to get passionate about anything anymore?

ADDENDUM: Why does the voice inside my head sound like Peter Griffin? Something is certainly amiss.

Beauty, Two Lines

Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world I feel like I can’t take it, like my heart’s going to cave in.

It’s hard to be angry when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes, I feel like I’m seeing it all at once, and I can’t take it. My heart swells up like a balloon that’s about to burst. But then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold onto it. And then, it flows through me like rain and I feel nothing but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I’m talking about, I’m sure. But don’t worry. You will someday.

(From American Beauty)