Watching American Idol

Clay or Ruben? Yeah, I know. But I had to see who pulled out on top. They were the only two half-talented people on the show, anyway.

D: He’s got the whole Kevin Bacon thing going for him.
S: Who, Ruben?
M: No, Ruben’s got the whole I Ate Kevin Bacon thing.

Mmm bacon.

Keep Forgetting

I’ve been meaning to post this for… oh, about a year now. Thursday night is Karaoke night at a barestaurant between my office and the train station. Every thursday night, I walk past said establishment. Every Thursday night I hear horrible, scary noises coming from inside the place. It’s only 6:30pm. These people can’t be completely drunk already, but they certainly sound like it!

What is the fascination with karaoke? Even American Idol didn’t use any live musicians this year. Why must I listen to cheesy back-up singers?