Introducing…

Introducing Mr. Mark V. Shaney. Here’s a quote of a quote:

And don’t go telling me to use Microsoft’s built-in Direct Cable Connection because I love them and I realized that I linked to a link to a link to an article at MTV.com about how Eminem’s new album, The Eminem Show, jumped to the links to the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), where he is Director of the glaring signals to me that you know was designed for PC-to-PC communications, but the portions are huge, the service is held for family and friends and then when it’s over the cemetery buries the casket wherever it wants.

Dozer

On the way to work today, I missed my train stop.

I realized something was amiss when I glanced out the window and Newark buildings were on the left of the train rather than the right. At first I thought the train was just taking a different way into the city; maybe there was something wrong with the tracks. My second thought was that maybe I dozed off and missed the stop, and that seemed more plausible although more embarassing.

So I got off in New York City, went to buy a ticket back to Newark but only one machine was working, almost beat up some lady that kept trying to get in front of me in line (not really), waited for another train, and got to work before 10:00 am.

I tend to “rest” on the train to work in the morning. I think I will not be doing that in the future.

Housecooling

Somehow, the Four of Us (myself, M-D, Denise and Ward) managed to pull off our apartment-warming party yesterday. You can see some pictures here already, but I’m hoping M-D might post more from later in the day. The party was not only for welcoming us to our new apartment, but also a “surprise” birthday party for Ward.

To paraphrase George Costanza, worlds were colliding. My father and Anna met Denise’s parents who were all in attendance. It was all very surreal, which I suppose I’ve been saying quite a bit lately.

The party concluded with the Four of Us minus one plus Darren and Jen playing the new Trivial Pursuit game. On this new, round board there are no pictures within the spaces, therefore there was no Tiny Tim to be found.

Duraflame

Since Darren refuses to post the “Duraflame” snapshot from the weekend prior, I present to you a “short” photographic journey: A Man and His Log. (Thanks for the pic link, Booboolina.)

Unrelatedly (I promise), we’re having an apartment-warming party this weekend. You are invited. Come on over and marvel in our monochromatic IKEA dwellingplace.

Good For Kids…

craptastic.jpgPBS is doing a great thing by having this site for kids online. It’s media awareness, teaching children how to identify advertisements in products, television, and all around them. Particularly fun was the cereal box designer. My work is featured here…

My Dream Job and Hooters

My Dream Job (for the moment): Director of Technology of a major school district and marching band assistant director or director at the district’s high school. I’d be busy, but…

Unrelatedly, the restaurant chain Hooters [site blocked by my company’s proxy server] is in deals to buy Vanguard Airlines. Despite what people seem to think, Hooters is not my favorite restaurant. I don’t even like hot wings. Much. But I have to say, when my last company (the Evil Empire) brought me there for my birthday I did have a good time.