Apparently the Kraft Taco Bell shells you buy in the grocery store — for making your Taco Bell tacos at home — are made with gene-spliced bio-engineered corn, and not Jersey corn like we all originally imagined. Kraft is recalling the mutant food. (If you click on that link to the Kraft press release, you can see in the masthead on the top of page that the “Special Report” is on the back of a Kraft Macaroni and Cheese box.)
But when it comes down to it, it’s all PepsiCo’s fault.