Thanks to the girl in my group in the office who came back to work this evening after her class a little bit tipsy. By a little bit tipsy, I mean a bit drunk. By a bit drunk, I mean completely wasted and vomitastic. By vomitastic, I think you can guess what I mean, since I made that word up.
It turns out she had a gaggle of martinis after class so that she would be mentally prepared for coming back to work and for writing a paper due for her class by midnight. At least she had the courtesy to finish those martinis in less than a half hour to get back to work quickly. She also didn’t eat anything all day. After getting sick, she disappeared. Luckilly, we found her downstairs in the mall attached to our building, crying. Her boyfriend showed up to take her home, and I suppose that’s a good thing.
I imagine she’s going to be a little embarassed when (or if) she shows up tomorrow.
You should go out drinking during your lunch today and leave early. Just don’t drink so much that it makes you sick, that would just suck.
Don’t people generally get fired when they show up to work drunk?
Hahahahaha!
Here’s an update. She didn’t show up today, having stealth-called in sick last night at 10:30 (while the rest of us were still here working).Our first reaction was to help her if she had a problem, and since this wasn’t the first time she’s had a few drinks then come back to work (usually it was over her lunch break), we think there might be some kind of problem.But, we do have to tell Human Resources, so it’s likely that she’ll get fired.It kind of puts us in a really bad situation for the rest of the year. But hey, it’ll mean lots of overtime for me.
AAHAHAH! That kind of shit landed me in my friends garbage can one night. Martinis are deadly.