Tomorrow will mark the occasion of something that occurs extremely rarely. The seven major planetary objects (the Earth, Moon, Sun, Mercury, Venus, Mars and Jupiter) will be aligned within 5 degrees of each other. The last time this happened huge catastrophies ensued. Brace yourselves for the end of the world! For those who want to join my cult, of which I am the leader and is called, “This is Not a Cult,” email me at join-cult@fiveandtwenty.com. My followers will be spared tomorrow when the world comes to an end for the non-believers.