I wanted to share this with you because I love you. The article bears an appropriate title: Aaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Apparently splitting or forking your tongue is the new “piercing” that all the kids are doing. Here’s why one guy has mutilated himself in this manner (from the article):
“I like the way it looks,” he said, listing his reasons. “Two, I think it will be more fun during oral sex and the girls will get a kick out of it. Three, everyone and their mother has their tongue pierced and four, I’m an idiot.”
Well, at least he’s right about that last point. As for fun during oral sex, can’t a girl just get the same effect from two different tongues at the same time?
The last line of the article is particularly frightening.
Not only is that last line disturbing, it’s incomprensible!!! How? WHY????
Incomprehensible, even!
Since I commonly refer to one of my ex-boyfriend’s as “The Devil,” I can safely say that the forked tongue isn’t all that.
Wait….you seriously dated a guy who did that? Why? Why wouldn’t you just run screaming?
So this info. is new to you? Again, Jen has failed in her duties to update you on bizarre random things.
I think I shall be sick. I am never following a link ever again. Ever. Gah.
WTF?!!!
i have seen guys with horns in their heads but that last line just might give me nightmares……..