Pepsi is planning on unleashing to the world a new sweepstakes with a possible One Billion Dollar payout. As with everything else in the world, they are tying it into a two-hour television special. Chances of the grand prize payout are pretty low of course, but this final award would be decided by a monkey picking a number out of a hat. Sure sounds like some entertaining television!
It takes a monkey two hours to pick a number out of a hat? No wonder it takes them so long to type Shakespere.
I think it’s a true testament to where this country is going that the winner will be decided by a monkey…
Why does the public stand by and condone such a blatant display of primate abuse?
Rise up, fellow simian-folk!