My horoscope today, in case you were wondering:
Give your life meaning today by truly feeling the beauty in every moment you live, dear Pisces. There is no need to beat yourself up about the past, so move on. It also does no good to beat yourself up about the present. You are at the right place at the right time, so don’t waste your energy by thinking you should be somewhere else. There is plenty of fun and adventure to be had right where you are.
While I think that’s a great sentiment, it is true for every person, every day. Well, except for f’ed up wackos like the sniper and guys like that. But for any normal person, it’s true every day.
I think it’s cute that the horoscopist always calls him “Dear.”