Don’t worry, Britney. I’m not offended that you didn’t invite me to your wedding in Las Vegas. I was a little hurt at first, but now I’m over it. After all, you probably didn’t even plan it in advance. In fact, you may not even know yet that you are married, considering it’s likely that you’re still reeling with a hangover from the drunken stupor you must have been in that night. Well, when you wake up, I’m sure the whole world will let you know what happened, Mrs. Britney Alexander. <grin> … or maybe <groan> is more appropriate.
Now if you excuse me, and I hope you don’t mind, the Democratic debate is on and I have to decide which of these guys I’m going to vote for in the nearly futile attempt to claim back this country…
Update on Britney: Looks like she woke up.