Like Magellan

While I was shopping last night (thanks to Darren), I decided to pick up a pair of Dr. Scholl‘s gel things. You know these from the television. “Are you gellin’? I’m gellin’ like a felon. You must be gellin’ like Magellan.” (Did the explorer really gel? Maybe they are referring to the mission to Venus.)

Anyway, I wore them on my way to work this morning, but I had to take them out when I got here. It was the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever felt. It felt like I had two extra pairs of socks bunched up in each shoe. It felt like my shoes had shrunk two sizes.

It would have helped if they had a pair in my size.

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