Month: September 2003

What I Don’t Want

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I don’t desire to be famous across the world. I just want something named after me.

Now here is something only I will find funny (and that is still under debate): What is the difference between a basset hound and basset clarinet?

One is a dog that howls and makes otherwise unpleasant sounds, and the other is a canid.

Relying On Public Transportation

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My bus never showed up this morning. It was supposed to arrive at about 7:13 am. I was there at 7:02. There were people waiting with me, but by 7:45, there was still no bus to be seen. At that point, I knew that if the bus showed up I wouldn’t make any train that I couldn’t make by waiting for the 8:30 bus. So I went home. Hopefully the 8:30 bus will show up. I called NJ Transit and they don’t know anything about any delays.

So… now I just sit at home and wait. I hate when I’m late to work and it’s not my fault.

I suppose one could say it is my fault for not being able to afford a car and thus needing to rely on public transportation. And I know who that one would be. But he’s a jerk (former boss).