As a break from my usual posting nonsense, here is some different nonsense.
Visitors here often have strange ways of discovering this website. Through the most advanced technology available today, we are now able to look inside their minds in order to discover exactly what they were hoping to find as they clicked on a link pointing here. This is what we discovered:
Though technically redundant, there might be one or two Haikus of Nature Scenes buried in my archives (which are on the right-hand side of the page). If you’re looking for laser tag places in Lawrenceville, NJ you should go to Laser Park. Many a good day was spent there. Well, just two. I might know a thing or two about Jamie Sale going on vacation but I’m certainly not going to tell you. By far, visitors searching for Simpson porn have outnumbered all other readers. Sometimes they’re searching for Lisa Simpson Porn which is just downright scary. And for the last time, that was not a picture of me participating in Thong Thursday at [insert the name of random bar here].
Hey, at least they’re not searching for Maggie Simpson porn, but Flanders porn would be really funny. Of course, now people looking for it will find your site. The scariest search words I’ve seen were “child girl f*ck video’, that made me wonder about some of my visitors.
Thong Thursday, eh? I knew you were leading a wild double life.
Damn, and I was really looking forward to the Thong Thursday pictures.
people regularly get to my site searching for “booty shaking contest”. I’m not sure how that happens. I hereby declare that I have never held one, nor are there any plans to do so in the future.