Well, this was a post talking about Linux vs. Windows, but I’ve decided to delete it and include this quote from Red Dwarf instead. (Your task is to follow the links.)
Lister:
These guys aren’t Nazis, they’re all wearing different period costumes! There’s one that looks like Al Capone! There’s another like Mussolini! Richard the Third! Napoleon! … It’s like all the worst people in history have been brought together in one place! … They’re just lining up in some kind of firing squad. Whoa… someone’s being brought out! They’re tying him to a stake.
(pause)
It’s Winnie The Pooh, I swear! … He’s refusing the blindfold! …
(sounds of gunfire)
That’s something no one should ever have to see.
Definitely the funniest episode of Red Dwarf ever…
You haven’t seen Series 8 yet.
8? I haven’t seen 7.
You left before I could show them to you.
As fas as funniest, I think Backwards ranks up there…