“Oops, reports of our death were, like, greatly exaggerated,” stated Spears regarding the circulating rumor of the drunken car accident involving the teeny pop icon Britney and her teeny pop icon boyfriend Justin Timberlake of N’Sync. Timberlake asked of the reporters, “What’s the deal with this media attention and when is it going to fade out?” Man, I’m tired of reportin’.
I think the most terrifying part of that report is when it said that Britney is in the studio recording her new album.
WHY GOD, WHY? OH THE INHUMANITY! THEY’RE JUST KIDS! WHY MUST FATE BE SO CRUEL?