I’m about ready to head on over to the wine tasting event being hosted by our Board of Directors. Don’t get the wrong idea, I’m not actually going to get to taste any of the wine — the Board has gotten the office staff (well, some of us, anyway) to be the servers. Usually this type of job is reserved for people who actually know something about wines. I don’t. None of us do. It’s going to be a little entertaining tonight.
Taster: Sniffs the cork, takes a sip
Taster: So what kind of wine is this?
Me: Looks at the glass, holds it up to the light
Me: Ahh… red.